101+ Best Gaston Quotes from Beauty and the Beast Movie (1991)

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Beauty and the Beast, released in 1991, was the first full-length animated feature to be nominated for Best Picture at the Academy Awards (the Oscars). Until Up received that honor in 2009, no other animated film had even been nominated for Best Picture. Belle may be the main character from the fan-favorite Beauty and the Beast cartoon. She’s also one of the original princesses created by Disney. But, as we all know, this story works in part because of the main villain himself — none other than Gaston! So, today we’ll be going to look back at all his famous (and often laughable) quotes that remind us of our childhood and of Gaston’s wild antics.

Disney’s Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast is Disney’s 30th animated film, a fantasy/romance/musical.

It has an abundance of lessons we can apply in real life.

Most significantly, the gift of an hour. Secondly, don’t be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.

We can never forget Belle, for her pure heart, blessed with intelligence, beauty, and such a kind and loving daughter.

She’s a true Disney princess!

Like many of us, Belle is also a lover of books!

Beauty and the Beast was adapted into a live-action movie and released on March 17, 2017.

It was directed by Bill Condon, with stars Emma Watson as Belle and Dan Stevens as the Beast / Prince Charming. Of course, none other than Luke Evans stars as the villain Gaston.

A Brief Story from Beauty and the Beast

After the sweet dance of Belle and the Beast, Belle tells the beast that she misses her father.

In response, the Beast gave her the magic mirror, so she could always have some way to look back on him and see how he was doing.

In doing this, and over time, Belle discovers that the Beast isn’t as evil or scary as he once seemed.

She falls in love with the Beast, who has a true heart, and together they break the spell. The entire castle’s attendants, along with the Beast, return to their human forms.

But this time… He has a change of heart. He’s kind and gracious to all around him.

Gaston may not have exactly gotten what he wanted… But we will! Let’s take a look at all his wild and funny quotes from the Beauty and the Beast animated Disney movie. It’s full of Gaston quotations for any occasion.

Gaston Characteristics and Character Traits

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Gaston is a boy’s name of French origin, meaning “the foreigner, or the guest.”

Depending on your cultural references, you may think of Phantom of the Opera author Gaston Leroux, or Gaston Bachelard, a French philosopher.

His most important work is on the great function of poetry, poetic image, and the philosophy of science.

And A. G. gaston, an American businessman, established several successful businesses in Birmingham, Alabama.

The story’s main antagonist is none other than Gaston LeGume, known as Gaston.

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Gaston is the most famous man in the village. Though arrogant and selfish, many girls still admire him, due to his physique and popularity.

However, Belle is different from them.

Belle is an extraordinary girl with a special kind of beauty. She’s the only one in town who doesn’t want to be with Gaston.

Gaston also has his sidekick buddy, Lefou, who will do everything for him.

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Gaston is jealous of the fact that Belle prefers to be with the Beast instead of him. So, he attacks the beast’s castle, together with the whole town, intending to destroy it and kill the Beast.

Despite being someone who doesn’t have a happy ending, Gaston has provided a source of both antagonism and comic relief, in animated and live-action movies now, particularly in his famous song: “Gaston.”

Gaston Quotes Singing Song from Beauty and the Beast

Right from the moment when I met her, saw her I said she’s gorgeous and I fell Here in town there’s only she Who is beautiful as me So I’m making plans to woo and marry Belle.

Just watch — I’m going to make Belle my wife!

As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating

I needed encouragement; thank you, LeFou

When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer First I carefully aim for the liver Then I shoot from behind!

I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPECTORATING!

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When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs, So I’m roughly the size of a barge

Who can make up these endless Refrains like Gaston?

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

Takes cheap shots like Gaston.

Gaston Quotes Singing Song on Village Of Villeneuve – Square – Night

So it’s time to take some action, boys It’s time to follow me!

Through the mist, through the wood, Through the darkness and the shadows, It’s a nightmare, but it’s one exciting ride

Say a prayer, then we’re there, At the drawbridge of a castle, And there’s something truly terrible inside, It’s a beast, he’s got fangs razor sharp ones, Massive paws, killer claws for the feast, Hear him roar, see him foam, But we’re not coming home,`Til he’s dead, good and dead

Screw your courage to the sticking place

Call it war, Call it threat, You can bet they all will follow, For in times like this they’ll do just as I say

Gaston Quotes to Belle

You are the wildest, most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. No one deserves you, but at least I know our children will be beautiful.

(Gaston jumps in front of Belle) Good morning, Belle! Wonderful book you have there. (Grabs belle’s book)

The whole town’s talking about it. It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking…

Why, thank you Belle! What do you say you and me take a walk over to the tavern and take a look at my trophies?

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Well, not that one. But, you know. Books. 

This is the day your dreams come true.

And do you know who that little wife will be? You, Belle!

Plenty! Here, picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We’ll have six or seven.

Belle! Heard you had a little trouble with the headmaster. He never liked me, either. Can I give you a little advice about the villagers, though? They’re never going to trust the kind of change we’re trying to bring.

The only children you should concern yourself with are… your own. 

Maybe you haven’t met the right man. 

Maybe you should take another look. Some of us have changed.

Belle, do you know what happens to spinsters in our village after their fathers die? They beg for scraps, like poor Agathe. This is our world, Belle. For simple folk like us, it doesn’t get any better..

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Belle, you know how loyal I am to your family, but your father has been making some unbelievable claims.

We all admire your devotion to your father, but you’d say anything to free him. Your word is hardly proof.

When we return to the village, you will marry me, and the beast’s head will hang on our wall!

If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this monster.

Belle: He’s no monster Gaston. You are!

Gaston Quotes to Beast

Were you in love with her, Beast? Did you honestly think she’d want you, when she had someone like me?

It’s over, Beast! Belle is mine!

What’s the matter, Beast? Too kind and gentle to fight back?

Let me go! Let me go, please! Don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything (after a tense moment, the Beast drags Gaston away from the edge)

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Beast: I AM NOT A BEAST! Get out. 

Gaston Quotes to LeFou

Gaston: Lefou, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking.

LeFou: A dangerous pastime?

I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first, I’d better go in there and–propose to the girl!

And you, Lefou! Now when Belle and I come out that door…

LeFou: Oh, I know, I know, I strike up the band! (starts conducting the wedding band, and they play, but Gaston quickly shoves a tuba on Lefou’s head)

Take whatever booty you can find, but remember, the Beast is mine!

(Gaston is face down in a mud wallow after Belle turns down his marriage proposal. Gaston grabs Lefou) I’ll have Belle for my wife! Make no mistake about that! (throws Lefou in the mud)

LeFou: Ha ha ha! That crazy old loon! He needs all the help he can get!

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Gaston: don’t talk about her father that way! (Pounds Lefou’s head)

Look at her, LeFou. My future wife. Belle is the most beautiful girl in the village. That makes her the best. 

I know. Belle can be as argumentative as she is beautiful.

Yes, but ever since the war I’ve been missing something. And she’s the only girl I’ve met who gives me that sense of…

No, LeFou. It’s the ones who play hard to get that are always the sweetest prey. 

That’s what makes Belle so appealing. She hasn’t made a fool of herself just to gain my favor. What would you call that? 

It’s outrageously attractive, isn’t it? 

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Oh well. It’s hero time.

Picture it, LeFou — a rustic cabin. My latest kill roasting on the fire. Adorable children running around us while my love rubs my tired feet. But what does Belle say? “I will never marry you, Gaston.”

A great hunter doesn’t waste his time on rabbits.

Well, there’s no one as easy to bolster as you!

Ah LeFou, you’re the best. How is it that no girl has snatched you up yet?

LeFou, my dearest companion, did I, your oldest friend and most loyal                compatriot, try to kill the father of the only woman I’ve ever loved?

Don’t lose your nerve, LeFou.

Sorry, old friend. It’s hero time.

Gaston Quotes to Maurice

Don’t thank me, Maurice. Lead us to the beast.

Look, enough is enough. We have to turn back.

There are no such things as beasts, or talking teacups, or… magic! But there are wolves, frostbite, and starvation.

(deep breaths) So why don’t we just turn around go back to Villeneuve? I’m sure Belle is at home, cooking up a lovely dinner.

Please, forgive me, old bean. That’s no way to talk to my future father-in-law, now is it?

Oh, Maurice! Thank heavens. I’ve spent the last five days trying to find you.

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Maurice, it’s one thing to rave about your delusions. It’s another to accuse me of attempted murder.

You’re right. Don’t take my word for it.

Maurice, it pains me to say this, but you’ve become a danger to yourself and others. No wonder Belle ran away. You need help, sir. A place to heal your troubled mind.

Have you ever seen the inside of a mad house, Maurice? You wouldn’t last a week. Just give me your daughter’s hand, and I’ll set you free.

Gaston Quotes to Monsieur D’Arque

Monsieur D’Arque: I don’t usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you’d make it worth my while.

Gaston: It’s like this: I’ve got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little–persuasion.

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Pretty fun, right?

While Gaston is not a Prince Charming, his quotes are unlike any other.

Have a magical day!

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